Product Description

The perfect solution for anyone needing an under-counter TV or DVD player in the kitchen. A great companion while preparing a meal, putting away groceries, or cleaning the kitchen. The screen on this compact and stylish TV provides a crisp picture from either DVD or television signals. You can also listen to CD’s or the radio through the built in AM/FM tuner. Features a swivel/folding screen allowing you to turn the screen back and forth along with built-in speakers. It includes an easy mounting kit and a magnetized remote control.

* 7″ widescreen TFT under-the-cabinet DVD/CD player with ATSC digital TV tuner and AM/FM radio,TFT color display
* DVD,DVD+R/RW, CD,CD-R/RW, and JPEG compatible
* dual ATSC/NTSC tuner for digital and standard TV broadcast reception, digital AM/FM radio
* audio/video input jack for video games,VCR’s, or other AV sources
* convenient front panel and on-screen display, integrated stereo speakers, multiple languages, parental lock control

Coby KTFDVD7093 7-Inch Under-The-Cabinet LCD TV with Built-In DVD/CD Player a…

This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The below variations and choices will help you pick an assignment. A. Fill in the blanks
1. [xxx] is not food.
Spiders; bandaids; ivy and airplane plants; Xmas ornaments; the carved jack-o-lantern; plants from the aquarium; cat litter box contents; laundry detergent boxes (esp. not when full!); toothpaste (tube and all); remote controls; linoleum; eyeglasses; books; stockings; the tar shingles on my house; chicken wire; bizarre plants; disposable razors; rocks; Lego; dirty Kleenex; the baby’s used diaper; Christmas stockings; soda pop cans; fiberglass insulation stuffed up the chimney; the underwear in the clothes hamper; Mommy’s hair accessories; Mommy’s catnip teabags; unopened honey packets; staples; Christmas stockings; credit cards, CDs, and other thin plastic things.
2. I will not lift my leg to the [xxx].
Anything growing in the vegetable garden; house corner; new boyfriend; mailman; woodstove; subordinate pack members; Grandma’s plush chair; the conformation judge; good-looking neighbour man that Mommy is trying to impress; Daddy in the lawn chair.
3. I recognize that [xxx] has a right to exist.
The humans’ shoes; the human’s cats; the aquarium; 3rd grade art projects (even if they are made of macaroni shells); the other dog(s); the TV remote control; the human’s little humans; the bath mitt; Rolling Stone magazine; large patterns on wallpaper;
4. [xxx] is not a toy.
The humans’ shoes; the human’s cats; the humans’ pet cockatiel; newly planted iris bulbs; pillows and blankets from the bed; laundry (dirty OR clean); aquarium plants; stuffed animals from on top of the chest of drawers; pillows and blankets from the newly made bed; the hose that’s filling the kiddie pool; the humans’ Nerf footballs; human’s underwear; Mommy and Daddy’s ferrets.
5. I will not chew the [xxx].
Human’s homework; human’s papers s/he has to mark; remote control; cardboard around the laundry detergent; handles to the lawn tools; garage door; kitchen cabinets; food left within reach on the couch; the mini-human’s *full* bottle even though it conveniently fell in front of me from the crib; horse’s new saddle; wall; carpet; deck; couch; sofa cushions; expensive paperbacks.
6. I will not bark at [xxx].
Plastic bags on the ground; the new plow blade on my owner’s truck when it is parked; the wind; thunder; the road grader; Daddy’s new Santa bear toy (which was innocently sitting on a chair, and had been there for hours before Molly noticed it and took umbrage); tissue paper being blown along the floor by air from the furnace; the spring doorstop when I or the kid flips it and makes it go DOooiiiiinnnnnng; my mother’s clean laundry thrown on top of the bed, even if the room is dark and it looks like someone sleeping there; the ball I just pushed into an inaccessible crevice all by myself; the fox/skunk/cat/deer out in the yard at any time after midnight, especially on a work night; the fire hydrant on the corner when out for a walk at night; the car radio; the answering machine lady when she says the date/time; the ice cube that slid under the fridge; the rawhide chewbone that I’m making no headway on; absolutely nothing (especially after 11 PM).
7. I will not dig [xxx].
Under the stove (and through the linoleum); under the sidewalk until it collapses; the carpet; a hole under the porch and then get stuck under it; under my master’s pillow at 2 AM to retrieve the bone I hid there earlier; a swimming pool in the back yard;

We have been married 8 months, both in our 40’s. His mother passed away in March at the age of 93. He was an only child and has inherited the house that he grew up in. We are planning to move into it at the end of this month. It needs a lot of remodeling work done. but that’s not the major problem. The problem is that his mother saved everything. Every drawer, closet, dresser and cabinet is full to the brim. The house is small anyway, but I can’t get my husband to part with anything. At this point, we do not have room to move our house of stuff into that house.
I knew it would be difficult for him and I tried to help by going through some of the stuff, but he is afraid that I will throw away something important. She kept stuff, like bill receipts from the day she moved into the house 40 years ago. Of course we have found some treasures, like the hospital bill from when my husband was born, old family photos from the 1800’s, mail addressed in 1928. But we have also found a lot of stuff that we have thrown away. (aluminum foil plates from TV dinners, plastic and glass food jars, etc) He has donated her clothing to charity. But the other stuff, he is putting into plastic totes that he is refusing to store in the basement or put into a storage unit. So now, we have totes stacked everywhere in a one-bedroom house. (Still no room to move “our” stuff in.)
I had a moving sale at the place we rent this past weekend to get rid of some of my old furniture and household goods. I planned it several weeks ago and told him that we could put some of her things in for sale if he wanted, but he brought nothing. When we started going through her bedroom, we found 4 rocking chairs under stuff that was piled on them. My husband also has 4 VCR’s and several telephones there and won’t get rid of even one of anything.
It’s very overwelming. The house will be fun to remodel and fix up, if I could convince him to at least move her things to storage. I know we need to go through things carefully, because when we went through one closet, we found almost $1000 in cash that she had stashed away in old purses. But instead of going through things now, he is putting everything in the totes and says he will go through it later “when he has time”. In the meantime, the house continues to be very crowded with all the totes, but he is upset with me because I won’t move anything of ours in. NO ROOM! I’m thinking of moving anyway and when he sees how crowded everything really is, he will move things into storage. But it would be so much easier to move it now. Plus I will be embarrassed to have the people who are going to help us move, see the house in that condition. I’ve tried to be patient, because of his mother’s passing and to give him some time. I even offered to stay in our rental a couple of more months and help with the clearing out. But he is insistent that we move now, so we won’t have to waste any more money on rent.
Any advice?

I spent most of my life drunk, trying to get a drink or doing time for stuff that happened when drunk. That was then; I haven’t had a drink, or anything else, since 12/5/95! The drink is a metaphor for all the other stuff I did in my misspent youth, middle age, etc.!
I DON’T DRINK NO MORE
By WILLY 11/24/04 9:30 p.m. G-Harp, Key of D, Slow Shuffle
I started drinking as a child
Uncles gin and Camels was my style
I slept it off then; was too young to go wild!
I drank to get incoherent
The older I got wilder I went
I’d go to a bar with money leave without a cent!
(Spoken: And wonder who left the dents? In my car, head, etc.?)
(Chorus)
To me I’ll just have one drink today
Is like sayin, I’ll only stick it in half way!
When I start drinkin ain’t no way to stop
Which is how I got to know a few cops!
I got tired of being on the outside of open doors
And being wounded though I never been to war
All of this and more is why I don’t drink no more!
I now know that I can’t take even one sip
Some say you can’t teach a dog new tricks
I’ll bet ya the dog never woke up with a fat lip!
(Spoken: And not able to remember who or why it’s there!)
(Chorus)
To me I’ll just have one drink today
Is like sayin, I’ll only stick it in half way!
When I start drinkin ain’t no way to stop
Which is how I got to know a few cops!
At a bar I’d tell the tender; shut up and pour
I need a drink to relax just makes me snore
I drank to get drunk; but I don’t drink no more!!!…
@2004 Willy Senkiwsky
“The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits.” One of Willie Dixon’s favorite sayings, from I Am the Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989)
“Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often.” –Samuel Butler (1612-80), English poet, Author’
“Simple music is the hardest music to play and blues is simple music.” –Albert Collins
Willys cynical thought for the day;
Everybody keeps saying that women are smarter than men, but did you ever see
a man wearing a shirt that buttons down the freaking back?
You Know You’re a Drunkard When;
If a party runs out of booze, you sock the host and drink his nosebleed.
Your wife asks you to pick up a canned ham, and you show up with a case of Hamm’s in cans.
Interventions have become so frequent that you just leave the folding chairs set up in your living room.
The arresting officer tells you that you have the right to remain silent and you waive that right so you can finish singing Enter Sandman.
You know how to say “Where are my pants?” in seven languages.
You have a lot of respect for that 80-year-old guy at the end of the bar, but you know from experience that he’s a dirty fighter.
You go on week-long benders just so you’ll have a cool story to tell at your AA meetings.
You got in a fist fight with a wino over how long a bottle of Thunderbird should be allowed to “breathe”.
You’re willing to go on the wagon, so long as it’s heading for a bar.
You got pissed off when you forgot whatever you were drinking to forget.
You have so much alcohol in your system that your cabbie has to be HazMat certified.
If a wino jumped off a building, you’d bravely leap forward to break the fall of his bottle.
You install shag carpet because it’s easier to hang on to.
Embalming fluid would be an improvement.
Your last Breathalyzer reading was “No ******* Way.”
Distilleries fight over the billboard nearest to your place of residence.
The state has installed a Breathalyzer interlock device on your shoes.
You drew up a living will that states very clearly that you do not want the booze tube removed under any circumstances.
Your friends often substitute “Good night” with “Hey, you can’t sleep here.”
When you donate blood they store it in oak barrels.
You openly commit crimes just to learn new pruno recipes.
Your name is police code for Public Intoxication.
You’re fairly sure a letter to Dear Abby signed “Want to Leave the Bum, But Can’t” was written by your liver.
Your favorite drinking game is Do a Shot Every Time You Do a Shot.
Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six-pack and a pizza.
TV beer ads have started addressing you by name.
Someone offers you palm wine and you think they’re out of glassware.
You brush your teeth with bourbon. It hasn’t helped cut down on cavities, but who cares?
When a panhandler asks, “Can you give me a quarter for some beer?” you reply, “Okay, but I want to taste it first.”
You know heavy drinking makes you smarter because you can never remember doing anything stupid while blacked out.
You have a split personality-every time you meet someone with booze you want to split it with them.
You were so drunk at the office Xmas party that you kissed your own wife.
You’ve never been to Afghanistan or Pakistan, but you’re a frequent visitor to Imtoodrunktostan.
You become sexually aroused by the tapping of a keg.
You know you can use Jagermeister as cough syrup. And visa versa.
Your 86s are passed down to your grandchildren.
You have a sweet tooth for alcohol-in fact, your whole mouth likes it.
You spill so much booze at home your dog slurs his barks.
Your credit history is composed entirely of bar tabs.
When you get a cold you get a bottle of whiskey, do shots, and it’s gone – not the cold, the whiskey.
You’re always shaking hands, even when there’s no one else around.
Whenever you bend your elbow your mouth snaps open.
When your boss asks you to work overtime you demand time and a fifth.
You get held up almost every time you go home – in fact it’s the only way you can get home.
You’d be happy to go on the wagon if you could find one with a bar.
Your favorite bar is four blocks away – six blocks coming back.
When you order a hound for the rouse.
The Red Cross uses your blood to sterilize their instruments.
You’re half scotch, and your ancestors aren’t from Scotland.
You know how to handle your liquor – with both hands.
You hate the very sight of liquor, which is why you hide it in your stomach.
You can tell what bar you’re in by the bottoms of their tables.
A liter of scotch isn’t enough to invite a friend over for a drink.
Your first science fair project was a still.
You know most of the people in a bar and can’t remember one of their names.
Anyone who kisses you must legally wait half an hour to drive.
They have to mix your blood with tonic water before giving it to anyone.
You’ve filed assault charges against a coffee table.
When you’re out in the street, you are literally “out” in the street.
You think of drinking beer as “sobering up,”
You can say “Whiskey, please” in 34 languages, but can’t understand “Last call” in English.
Your liver takes sides against you during an intervention.
You know better than going near an open flame while you’re bleeding.
Your bed looks a helluva lot like a park bench, and your bedroom looks a helluva lot like a park.
You need a blood transfusion to legally enter a dry county.
Your flask is spring-loaded.
You judge cologne by its bouquet and finish.
Your liver is in the Federal Witness Protection Program.
You enjoy cooking with wine, and sometimes you even put it in the food.
You’ve only been drunk once in your life, and so far it’s lasted twenty-three years.
You liver has a restraining order on you.
You can tell the difference between a bottle of Jack and a bottle of Jim by the sound they make hitting the back of your head.
Alcoholism doesn’t run in your family-it takes its own sweet time.
You’ve been cut off during communion.
You wonder why they call it Southern Comfort when they know damn well there is nothing comfortable about being handcuffed in the back of a squad car.
Growing-up means buying better booze, getting older means getting used to the cheap stuff again.
You miss the old days when you were younger than the cop that finds you sleeping in a dumpster.
You were excited about the Olsen twins turning “legal” until you realized they still aren’t old enough to buy you a drink.
You resent it when people call you a raving alcoholic, because you’ve never been to a rave in your life.
You keep a bottle of liquor next to your bed so you can have breakfast in bed when you wake up.
You consider anything less than 80 proof a chaser.
You’ve eaten 87 packets of honey mustard because on the label it lists “white wine” as an ingredient.
You have convinced yourself that you’re not drinking alone so long as your friends Jack, Jim and Johnnie are over.
Your wardrobe is divided into Summer, Winter and Things You Woke Up Wearing. The third category includes a number of thongs.
Your BAC is measured in proof.
You measure time by drinks, as in: “Hold on a shot, the movie doesn’t start for another four bourbons.”
To you “Last call!” sounds just like “Please don’t leave! We love you and you’re charming wit!”
You don’t use cologne or aftershave because you have a moral objection to alcohol going anywhere but down your throat.
You’d exercise more but when you sweat it smells like booze and that makes you thirsty.
You always finish your drinks because there are sober people in China.
When you come home to find your house burglarized the first thing you check is your liquor cabinet.
You’ll join A.A. when they start serving cocktails at the meetings.
Your ATM is a Dumpster full of recyclable cans.
You’ll sleep through a train wreck, yet spring awake to the sound of a bottle top turning.
You can order a beer in 17 different languages but don’t know how to pronounce “Perrier.”
When a cop asks, “Have we been drinking?” you reply, “Do you really think I’d drink with the likes of you?”
You freak out when you wake up in your own bed.
You’d have passed the sobriety test if you hadn’t mistaken the Breathalyzer for a bugle.
Your waking thought is, “Wow, look at all the gum stuck to the bottom of the table.”
You got in trouble at work because your standard greeting is, “Hey, let’s do a shot!”
You cursed the St. Bernard who rescued you because he had the nerve to bring only one lousy liter of brandy.
You can hear someone whisper “free beer” from three blocks away.
You consider a bottle of cheap whiskey and two shot glasses a very romantic gift.
You hate it when men give you flowers because, hey-you can’t drink flowers.
You dream of the beautiful day when all races, religions, creeds and colors finally get it together and pitch in to buy you a case of decent scotch.
You show up to brewery tours wearing fins and a snorkel.
You tell your friends your dog’s name is “Time for a Beer Run” but you call him “Hurry Up.”
The tooth fairy left you shots of Rumpleminze.
You’ve convinced yourself your liver isn’t distended-it’s pregnant. With a new liver.
You play the same song 20 times in a row at top volume at three in the morning and are certain the neighbors don’t mind because, you know, it’s such a kick-*** song.
You think the porcelain hat looks good on you.
Your idea of karaoke is falling off the stage while yelling “Rock and roll!” into the microphone.
Your house is four times farther from the bar on the way back.
Your alarm clock is synchronized with the nearest liquor store’s opening time.
You have threatened to murder and marry the same person in the span of a single happy hour.
You are the answer to the question, “What kind of idiot pukes in a bidet?”
While in the drunk tank your friends tried to sneak you a fifth of Beam in a cake.
You’re personal trainer is a bartender.
You’ve known Jack Daniels so long you refer to him as John.
You watch Behind the Music and think “That’s really not that much alcohol.”
The bartender is in the weeds and you’re the only person in the bar.
You refuse to play Golden Tee because there is no beer cart girl.
Think box wine is great; eagerly awaiting box whiskey.
You get cut off in absentia.
You won’t rent an apartment that doesn’t have a bar and liquor store within two blocks.
You’re favorite cocktail is one quarter vodka, one quarter vodka, one half vodka and topped up with vodka.
You get angry when guys who can’t hold their liquor keep stepping on your fingers.
You get nervous when there are only three bottles of liquor left in your house.
You forget how pants work. http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblu…

I live in a co-op complex. All our units must be occupied by owners, there are no renters. I have a neighbor, who is hard of hearing, yet incredibly loud. Her unit is under mine. Her tv is excessively loud and no matter how loud I put mine, hers is still heard. She’s a slammer….doors, closets, cabinets, etc. So hard she’s knocked the coverings off the hall lighting. She has company at least 4 times a week and they stay late, as loud as can be. I’m basically forced into her schedule, as the only time there is quiet is when she sleeps or is out. I’ve spoken directly to her numerous times. This past summer, I spent over $2000 on thicker padding, new rugs and flooring to try and mute some of the noise. I’ve spoken to management, who have spoken to her, and she’s been quieter until lately. We are right back to excessive in noise on every level, radio, tv, guests….all hours, all days.
I’m at a loss as to what my options are in a owner situation. We are not renters. I may be forced to sell my unit, as I can’t continue to live like this. Anytime I’ve spoken to her, she claims she has a disability and there’s nothing she can do.
Any suggestions for my next step?

I have the traditional small Sony but want to get something a little more advanced. I want it to be under that cabinet or a flat screen. Is this even possible? I don’t want to spend a fortune and it has to be compatible with our Dish Satelite.

i want to supply water to a bar in the basement without using a regular water line. I was hoping there is a way to do this with a large container of water and have it with operate w/a a valve on the container. Sort of like a big water cooler w/o seeing the actual cooler so it can sit under a cabinet with the valve on the countertop. I know I’ve seen something like this on TV, but I can’t find anything on web. Thanks!

I’m a gamer and I want to boost my speed. It’s ok now but I don’t think it’s maxed. I have a linksys wireless-G router and Motorolla surfboard cable modem. However, the router is upstairs and the consoles are downstairs under the TV nook in a cabinet. Would a wireless bridge give me the boost I need or is it a waste of time?

I keep my PS3 in a open cabinet under my TV. I’m not sure if I can use a paper towel or just a vacuum.

The reason I ask is because I am considering U-verse based on price. I really don’t mind having a receiver box for every tv in my house except one – a small under the cabinet tv I installed a few years ago in our kitchen. With cable I just wired into it and you can watch cable tv up to channel 99. If U-verse 100% requires a box then I may not get it because there really is no place to mount the box under the cabinet – I mean getting a small “under the cabinet” drop down tv was the point, not to have to have a converter box as well. Mostly we just have the news on in the morning or while cooking dinner, but it is still nice. Please let me know – thanks.